Smells Like Dad Farted | Funny 11oz Soy Candle

Most candles come in jars with metal lids or twist tops that get tossed when the wax runs out. Not this one. Ours are poured into a thick tumbler-style/rocks drinking glass vessels designed to be reused long after the final burn. Clean it out and use it for cocktails, succulents, pens, or whatever makes sense. Cleaning and repurposing instructions included with every order.

DETAILS

• 11oz — larger than the standard 7–9oz found on the market
• Up to 70-hour burn time
• 100% natural soy wax
• Cotton wick for a clean, even burn
• Scented or unscented — multiple scents available
• Made in the USA
• ASTM safety compliant
• Reusable drinking glass vessel (clear or frosted) — both designed for everyday reuse. Clear glass is ideal for long-term drinkware use as frosted coating may soften with frequent washing.

🕯️ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 

𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐓𝐇 - 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑠ℎ, 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑎
Top: Pine, fir balsam
Middle: Cinnamon, clove
Base: Woody, raspberry

𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍 - 𝑆𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑠ℎ, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑦
Top: Citrus, marine
Middle: Floral, lavender
Base: Vanilla, musk

𝐒𝐄𝐀 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓 + 𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐃 - 𝐿𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡, 𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑧𝑒
Top: Lemon, salty air
Middle: Lotus, violet
Base: Sandalwood

𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 - 𝐷𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑙
Top: Bergamot, apple
Middle: Sea rose, lavender
Base: Vanilla, cedarwood

𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀 - 𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑚, 𝑐𝑜𝑧𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡
Top: Clove, nutmeg
Middle: Coconut
Base: Vanilla, musk

𝐅𝐈𝐙𝐙 + 𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐙 - 𝑆𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑡ℎ
Top: Citrus, cinnamon
Middle: Fizzy cola, jasmine
Base: Amber, sandalwood, musk

𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 - 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑠ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡
Top: Bergamot, marine
Middle: Violet, floral
Base: Amber, cedarwood, musk

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 + 𝐋𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑑
Top: Lemon, lavender
Middle: Sage, basil
Base: Cedarwood, amber, musk